Short people

Short people


How do you live with yourselves


Hi, yes, the expert on short is here.

I live knowing I won’t ever get chronic back pain from being ridiculously tall.
Instead, I’ll get chronic back pain from having a poor posture in my chair.


How many is short exactly?




I haven’t grown in three years and I’ve accepted that this is the hand I’ve been dealt

Edit: Dedenne you fucker


Or sleeping on my stomach, as I do.


By taking advantage of kid discounts.