How do you live with yourselves
Hi, yes, the expert on short is here.
I live knowing I won’t ever get chronic back pain from being ridiculously tall.
Instead, I’ll get chronic back pain from having a poor posture in my chair.
How many is short exactly?
I haven’t grown in three years and I’ve accepted that this is the hand I’ve been dealt
Edit: Dedenne you fucker
Or sleeping on my stomach, as I do.
By taking advantage of kid discounts.